Ummm...yeah....

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 12/08/2014 at 23:07 • Filed to: Parking

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CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:13

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straight flexing (just kidding) but who is she?

Haimatox > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:13

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Isn't that the chick from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody?

ttyymmnn > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:15

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That's probably her Merc.

ttyymmnn > Haimatox 12/08/2014 at 23:15

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Ding ding ding! Don Pardo, tell him what he's won!

Redd, the RX-7 that could > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:15

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Witnesses report the Merc owner before the accident say "I'm thinking about stancing it". Upon hearing this, the Toyota owner, enraged by this utter lack of taste exhibited by the Merc owner, screamed "You want stance??? I'LL SHOW YOU STANCE!!!" before gunning his majestic Land Cruiser up and on top of the E-Class Cabriolet.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:17

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About the most 'off-road' that Lexus will ever see...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:19

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I want to know what happened here. There is no way this just was a "I just didn't see them" accident. That fucker is off the ground. That required skill, speed, or both.

dogisbadob > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:20

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Ray Wert would be proud

BoringSubieDriver > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:22

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So THIS is how GLA's are made...

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:23

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I'd bet a beer that it's an elderly driver in the Lexus who pressed the wrong pedal and is gonna blame it on the floor mats.

also that sneak Fiesta wants the parking spot it vacated.

For Sweden > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:24

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Nice to see the Land Cruiser still has some off-road ability

Bird > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:24

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My bet is on divorce proceeding gone bad...

Merc has a vanity plate...'4DASH2'...

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/08/2014 at 23:29

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I'm guessing it was an older person, hence the larger luxury vehicle, and they mixed up the pedals, as happens frighteningly often.

Alfalfa > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:29

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As the female Mercedes honks her approval, the male Lexus mounts his new mate, and begins the automotive copulation process.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 12/08/2014 at 23:31

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Or jealous ex-wife in the GX sees ex-husbands new, younger, prettier girlfriend in the E-Class that he bought, and becomes enraged.

BrownMiataDieselWagon > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:33

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They took "mall crawl" a bit too literally.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:33

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In today's news, Lexus announces they no longer plan to compete with Mercedes-Benz, decides to just run them the fuck over instead.

PS9 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:42

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E69

roflcopter > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/08/2014 at 23:45

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Today we watch the natural exhibit of the Lexus establishing its dominance as leader of the heard on the lowly Mercedes.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > For Sweden 12/08/2014 at 23:47

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Speaking of which, the 4Runner is so big now, seems like the cruiser is out of its old price range and the 4Runner is now in its place?

Amoore100 > Redd, the RX-7 that could 12/09/2014 at 00:02

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Perfect, though it's a Cruiser Prado, js

Redd, the RX-7 that could > Amoore100 12/09/2014 at 00:06

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I believe it's actually a Lexus GX series. Here in the U.S. they call the Toyota variant the Land Cruiser.

Amoore100 > Redd, the RX-7 that could 12/09/2014 at 00:12

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Yeah, but I'm a sucker for calling things by their out-of-market names... Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, Toyota Kluger, Nissan Teana, etc.

Cruiser Prado aka GX for reference.

HammerheadFistpunch > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/09/2014 at 01:54

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and thats where galadenwagens come from...

HammerheadFistpunch > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 12/09/2014 at 01:56

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The new 4runner is dimensionally identical to an 80 series land cruiser....but still much cheaper

Alex B > Haimatox 12/09/2014 at 07:20

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Oh my! I remember her!

Alex B > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 12/09/2014 at 07:21

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I love this picture so much.